do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
