If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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