All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
