the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I wish i was in the wii world.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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