yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
