Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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