Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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