i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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