What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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