Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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