Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing