what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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