I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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