oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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