It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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