Sry I called you an 8
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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