He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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