The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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