I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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