this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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