Three words: puerto rican gang bang
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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