Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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