doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!