So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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