Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Is this like a preordered booty call?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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