is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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