i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My cat gives me a boner
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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