therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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