do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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