No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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