I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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