guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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