5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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