I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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