It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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