how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Found your dick twin last night
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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