Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
