those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
