I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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