we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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