Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I faked an abortion last night.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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