ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
