i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
