you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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