Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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