just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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There r osticjed everywhere
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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