Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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