In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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