spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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