we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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