just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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