I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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