it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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